I think it was rather inconsiderate of these pants to decide they just couldn’t make it through the last few months of this third pregnancy with me. And to declare so while I was in public! Rude!

I’m now giving the rest of my maternity pants the side-eye, as they’re all of approximately the same vintage. Since this is likely my last pregnancy, I don’t really want to run out and buy more. Cross your fingers I don’t find myself ending up pantsless in the next 8 weeks.


(And thus marks the first and last time – I hope – I post a picture of the rear end of my pants on the internet.)


  1. I had two pairs of pants do that in college. It’s unpleasant.